Where the Hell Is Matt

Have you seen this video? I love it.

Now watch this. Kinda' long, but really funny.

Peepoo

This is interesting.

One of Life's Little Surprises

It's shocking how angry a whistle from a stranger can make me.

Her Morning Elegance

Love this.

Hydro-Plane

I learned this weekend that if you hit a large enough puddle, your cruise-control shuts off.

Oh, I Wish!

I saw the Oscar Meyer weanie mobile today. And I got really excited.

This Makes Me Really Sad

Story Part1

Story Part2

"People are not born with this degree of malice. Where does this hate come from. . . ? How do we prevent it from developing in men's minds? It only ends with forgiveness. Without forgiveness, the hate smolders."

10 Years Younger

I got mistaken for a junior high student the other day.

I am a dirtbag.

At this moment I sitting behind betsye, she is typing.


I am a dirtbag because I threatened to permanent marker *the worst painting the world*
This makes me a dirtbag because I first threatened the painting. I forced rushed work, and then after that proceeded to hang it on the wall. All that Betsye can do now is hang her head in shame at the worst work she has ever done hung for all to see.


Shame on me.

Dirty Whores

I read The Great Gatsby and hated it. I have realized that I despise stories about affairs that break up both engagements and marriages.

This includes, but is in no way limited to:

The Office
House
The Great Gatsby

Things I Learned This Interterm:

Jim Henson was a hippie.

Jim Henson has a doppelganger on campus.

Frank Oz looks like David Cross.

Sesame Street came before The Muppet Show.

My aim with a Nerf gun is surprisingly good.

After 6 years of evading capture. . .

I was pulled over tonight. And given a ticket.